Saturday, 26 September 2026

The Trees, The Wood & The Pulp

In typical fashion, the trees & the wood have been turned into X pulp.

The Medicare research portal breach was minor.

 

But in the frenzy surrounding it, we’ve had people zooming in on whether the word “hack” is technically correct. Some are even denying the breach happened at all, treating the whole thing almost like some kind of false-flag episode.

 

Hack. Breach. Unauthorised access. Scaled the fence.

 

Pick your word.

 

It’s the typical social-media habit of becoming so hung up on a word that we lose sight of what actually matters.

 

Then we have another mob wandering off into conspiracy territory.

 

“It’s Covid all over again.”

 

“The govt is spreading fear & alarm.”

 

Seriously?

 

If the govt wanted to terrify Australians about AI, I suspect it could find something considerably more alarming to hang the strategy on than a clever little AI agent rummaging around a Medicare statistics portal.

 

Meanwhile, the bigger & very real issue is lost in the wake of all the chatter.

 

How vulnerable are the plethora of legacy systems across the Australian govt to the next generation of autonomous AI agents?

 

Businesses have been battling human hackers for years — not always successfully. Medibank, Optus & others have proven that spectacularly.

 

But AI agents potentially change the equation.

 

Human hackers are constrained by human skills, time, speed & fatigue.

 

Clever little AI agents are not constrained in quite the same way.

 

They don’t need sleep. They don’t need tea breaks. They can work at speeds humans simply cannot achieve & can keep trying different approaches in pursuit of the task they’ve been given.

 

Frankly, they sound like the ideal employee.

Although the work-from-home policy might need a bit of research. 😂

And that’s what makes this particular incident interesting.

 

The Medicare breach wasn’t catastrophic. Far from it.

 

But the agent wasn’t instructed to hack Medicare either. It was conducting research & trying to complete its task. When the conventional route didn’t provide what it wanted, it found another way.

 

Actually, come to think of it, it’s a shame more people didn’t approach their normal jobs with the same determination to get the task done. 😂

 

This time it was essentially a friendly little AI agent determined to finish its homework.

 

The next one may not be so friendly.

 

And the target may be rather more consequential than a statistics portal.

 

Most Australians touched by the Medibank, Optus & other major corporate breaches already have pieces of their personal information floating around somewhere they would rather it wasn’t.

 

But consider what we entrust to government.

 

Taxation. Medicare. Centrelink. Digital identity. Personal records.

 

That’s a different level altogether.

 

That is the wood we should be looking at.

 

But there’s another part of this discussion we shouldn’t ignore.

 

Anthony Albanese has already raised misinformation, disinformation & political polarisation while promoting his government’s latest approach to online regulation.

 

The original 2024 misinformation & disinformation bill itself did not go ahead.

 

But the policy objective didn’t disappear with it.

 

The bill died. The issue didn’t.

 

The govt has now returned with its Digital Duty of Care framework, while Albanese is again publicly talking about misinformation & disinformation.

 

And now we have AI.

 

The government has already said that the Medicare incident will help inform its approach to AI regulation.

 

Some regulation of AI is inevitable & necessary. Questions of security, responsibility, liability & accountability aren’t going to disappear simply because we would prefer government to stay out of the way.

 

But neither should Australians simply wave legislation through because the words AI safety have been stamped across the front of it.

 

That is where we need to be extremely vigilant.

 

Not because we can prove that every proposal is designed to silence criticism.

 

We can’t.

 

But because whenever governments seek greater powers over information, digital platforms, misinformation, disinformation or online speech, citizens have every right to examine exactly where those powers begin & end.

 

And political speech must remain political speech — including speech that is inconvenient, irritating, critical of government or simply wrong.

 

So instead of getting lost among the trees & producing another mountain of X pulp, we should concentrate on the GENUINE issues this incident has exposed.

 

What is the govt doing to identify, fix or replace vulnerable legacy systems?

 

What guarantees can it provide about the security of the extremely sensitive information Australians must store on government systems now?

 

How are those systems being prepared for autonomous AI agents working at a speed & scale fundamentally different from human attackers?

 

And equally importantly:

 

What exactly will the government’s emerging AI & online-safety legislation allow it to regulate?

 

Who decides what constitutes misinformation or disinformation?

 

What safeguards will protect legitimate criticism, debate & political speech?

 

And that’s where we have a responsibility as citizens.

 

Don’t wait until legislation has passed & then complain about it.

 

Read it.

 

Question it.

 

Make submissions.

 

Contact MPs & senators.

 

If provisions appear to unnecessarily impinge upon freedom of expression or political debate, make enough noise that Parliament cannot pretend nobody noticed.

 

Because the greatest significance of this little Medicare episode isn’t what the AI agent managed to access.

 

It’s what the incident has exposed.

 

A warning about ageing government technology on one side.

 

And the beginning of a much bigger argument about regulating extraordinarily powerful, innovative technology on the other.

 

Both deserve more attention than another argument on X about whether we should call it a bloody “hack.”

 

Sometimes we become so obsessed with the trees that we don’t merely miss the wood.

 

We turn the whole bloody thing into pulp.